The use of Chinglish, although the content’s cheesy, makes this the most amusing prologue I’ve ever heard. I wish my daily conversations were like this but I don’t have enough Mandarin pals.
Dear Handsome (lead) Actors for really good shows/movies,
You make me swoon at the slightest smile with your sparkling eyes and yet also shout furiously at the screen when you make stupid choices. When you break the Lead Actress’ heart, it breaks mine too. You also win my tears if the plot calls for you to be the one in pain.
Stay charming, A Dramaic Spectator
Nov 29th, 2010 2:00AM
Word count: 489 (Statement 1) + 491(Statement 2) = 980
WHEEEE! i feel good.
I don’t know if it’s safe for me to do them so late at night earlymorning?……. OHWELL.
Reblog if you love Invincible Youth and YOU LOVE THIS SONG.
I LOVE SINGING ALONG TO THIS AT THE END.
Dear College Apps,
As of now I just want to finish early like everyone else. I don’t think I can stop thinking about you until I receive my rejection acceptance letters. Stop tormenting me please.
My fate is in your hands, Pathetic Transfer
Today I watched Toy Story 3, Titanic, and Beauty and the Beast.
I wanted to cry at all three of them.
Note to self: 4 helpings of different desserts is not good for the system after 9PM.
Here’s the menu for Friday
- Turkey
- Ham
- Yams
- Chili
- Vegetable dish
- Ribs
- Chicken wings
- Veggie
- Sticky Rice
- Mashed potato
- Corn
- Cranberry
- Lemon cheesecake
- Pumpkin Pies
- Dessert moon pies
- 3-layer chocolate mousse cake
Gerald
I love family.
CAN’T. WAIT. FOR. THANKSGIVING. DINNAR.
Dear Ideal Future Me,
I hope you are successful and happy, that you have found your confidence and also the love of your life early. I also hope that you have the luxury of not crying alone.
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Dear Sarah,
How are you best friend from preschool/kindergarten?! Where are you and what are you doing?? Too bad we never stayed in touch after Monarch days.. I remember you were cute, bright, and bubbly and we were quite the pair! Did you do ballet too? I also remember your schnauzer.. I think it was one of the first dogs I’ve ever seen. Looking at old pictures of us makes me want to facebook stalk you, but I don’t remember your last name. I bet you are tall and gorgeous now, and probably academically successful too. So maybe it’s best we don’t meet again.
Your 3 year old BFF
Dear Ayaka!
I MISS YOU. Art was fun with you and boy, were you quite the artist! You are so pretty now~ I’m sorry the US was too fatty for you. Instead of you coming back here I will one day visit you! I hope you did not forget me!
WAIT FOR ME!
Dear People Who Have Left My Life,
I wish we could have had one more chance to chat before having to say goodbye.
Missing Whoever You May Be, Me.
After 2 years since it was aired, I finally spent all day watching it. So sad. How could they eliminate Jinwoon?? He’s so adorable and talented ): Glad they are where they are now. 잘한다!
Producer people are so smart; reality shows for trainees to build fanbases before they debut.
Dear everyone,
I talk about being anitsocial a lot, but really I MISS YOU GUYS; or being “social” for that matter, hanging out and stuff. My availability is terrible and even when I’m around I don’t do much or I get turned off if things require $$.. So it’s probably my own fault. I just waste away at home doing things so insignificant I don’t remember and procrastinating on homework. I am bad at communicating and keeping in touch. Yea.. we should go do more stuff before we aren’t all together anymore!
The Hermit, Me
2 weeks late because I couldn’t decide whether or not I should buy the album.. and ended up giving in.. it’s still exciting!
I like this intro as I liked their previous 7min prologue.
Dear Mr.H,
You were a really cool person when we first met in 8th grade. Remember when we were joking around in 6th period science and got in trouble for talking too much/loud and I got my first detention ever? But then you took all the blame and stayed after school while I got to go home? Maybe it was because you were being too nice to me that my stupid little naive self did not know what to do and ended up severing ties with you. I did and still do believe boys have cooties, and I sincerely apologize for that. We could have been “childhood” friends if I wasn’t so retarded LOL and man, going through high school I totally regret avoiding you back then. I tried making it up in senior year.. buut uh that didn’t work out I don’t think. I hope you don’t think I hate/d you all that time. Now life has carried us on our own separate paths probably never to cross again.
Wishing things were different, A Jerk
Spent three hours talking with a stranger. I learned a lot.
Awkward. But fun.
Hope this becomes routine.
a small spider.
And I feel great!
I know nothing about basketball, but Jeremy Lin is my homeboy.
Why do popstars think their little fangirls grow from money trees?
BUT I MUST GO.
Dear Self,
Why do you have no faith in yourself? Your lack of confidence is unbearable. Lack of confidences leads to bad decisions that just add more weight onto the worrry. Your surplus of tolerence is also unbearable, fooling others to believe you’re weak. Are you really that weak? Sticks and stones may break your bones but words will never hurt you; but then the jokes go to far and just become annoying. And why is it so hard for you to express yourself better? I am sure people still feel your awkward antisocial vibe.
Keep working on it, Me Myself and I
I have decided that when I go off to college I will take in a pet bunny.
Everyone was hanging up on me or didn’t even bother to pick up my calls. No one ever hangs up on me. I was called ugly. I was stood up. I even got shot at. And I’m jobless. I hate my life.
lol Oh, how I would hate myself if I saw things half empty because I would sound as stupid as that.
