- Jordan: "I'm sorry"
- Me: -puzzled look-
- Jordan: "I farted"
- Sorry man, I still think it's hilarious and thanks for the honesty.
As I watch this giant bug on my wall not crawl out the window I kindly opened for it, I wonder what I will do when I am on my own and encounter ugly creatures in my living space. 爸, 哥, 弟, one of the many reasons I will miss you guys for. I suppose I will now have to find a nice boy down there who will do my bidding. How horrid.
Stop. Pray. Breathe.
and apparently blog about this
It’s ok Brain, you are still in one piece.
I always leave the mall empty handed.
What a waste of gas.
Still doesn’t seem quite right, surreal?
How I got in: A miracle.
The secret: Proverbs 4:5-6
Why I got in: Because my God has big plans for me when I don’t. PTL
Just thought y’all should know so you guys can stop poking fun at me.
I was crying a lot
Stop trying to get close to me
And I cried some more
I don’t appreciate cheap shots, thank you very much.
“Hey, Smalls, you wanna s’more?”
”Some more of what?”
”No, do you wanna s’more?”
”I haven’t had anything yet, so how can I have some more of nothing?”
ever since i was little, i’ve always felt like it’s a crime to be hustling and bustling around the house while everyone is still sleeping in the silences of early morn, leaving me too scared to make noise and do anything. or that’s just an excuse for being lazy.
silence is peaceful but still lonely.
idk whose it is but imma help myself.
mm 5:00 lunch time. thanks 哥?
A lot of things I want to say are never said.
Still searching for the right hearts to listen.
is lovely tonight.
For the past three months or so, I have always heard someone or something snoring outside my window every morning.. like now.
not birds, no chirping
not neighbors, too loud
but I’m pretty sure whatever it is, it is definitely snoring.
but the one who chases fantasies will have his fill of poverty.” —Proverbs 28:19 (NIV)
Letting go of high school dream for frizzbomb hair.
Just remember that digital perm when in Taiwan.
never eat soup, and only soup for dinner.